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12 Days of EDM Festivals

Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Colin Rinehart
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Whether you're in a  German biergarten or attending a South American soccer game, singing is an integral part of community celebration. It brings people together in a way that only music can.

Since this is the holiday season and a whole new year of festivals and raving is at our doorstep, I see fit to change some of the lyrics to a well-known holiday jam and make it a little bit more applicable to our cause. Feel free to print it out, distribute it at the next festival you go to, and run around caroling.

Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any negative feedback given to carolers. Y'all are fucking annoying.

12 Days of EDM Festivals

On the first day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: A DJ dropping sick beats

On the second day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the third day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the fourth day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Four hula hoops Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the fifth day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Five shirtless bros Four hula hoops Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the sixth day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Six media freakouts Five shirtless bros Four hula hoops Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats On the seventh day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Seven gogo's dancing Six media freakouts Five shirtless bros Four hula hoops Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats On the eighth day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Eight friends gone missing Seven gogo's dancing Six media freakouts Five shirtless bros Four hula hoops Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the ninth day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Nine pills I'm popping Eight friends gone missing Seven gogo's dancing Six media freakouts Five shirtless bros Four hula hoops Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the tenth day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Ten fists a-pumping Nine pills I'm popping Eight friends gone missing Seven gogo's dancing Six media freakouts Five shirtless bros Four hula hoops Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the eleventh day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Eleven new-found feelings Ten fists a-pumping Nine pills I'm popping Eight friends gone missing Seven gogo's dancing Six media freakouts Five shirtless bros Four hula hoops Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the twelfth day of Festival Raving hard gave to me: Twelve months 'til next year's Eleven new-found feelings Ten fists a-pumping Nine pills I'm popping Eight friends gone missing Seven gogo's dancing Six media freakouts Five shirtless bros Four hula hoops Three huge stages Two turntables and a DJ dropping sick beats

  What do you think of that!?