12 Days of EDM Festivals

Whether you’re in a  German biergarten or attending a South American soccer game, singing is an integral part of community celebration. It brings people together in a way that only music can.

Since this is the holiday season and a whole new year of festivals and raving is at our doorstep, I see fit to change some of the lyrics to a well-known holiday jam and make it a little bit more applicable to our cause. Feel free to print it out, distribute it at the next festival you go to, and run around caroling.

Disclaimer: I’m not responsible for any negative feedback given to carolers. Y’all are fucking annoying.

12 Days of EDM Festivals

On the first day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
A DJ dropping sick beats

On the second day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the third day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the fourth day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Four hula hoops
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the fifth day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Five shirtless bros
Four hula hoops
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the sixth day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Six media freakouts
Five shirtless bros
Four hula hoops
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the seventh day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Seven gogo’s dancing
Six media freakouts
Five shirtless bros
Four hula hoops
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the eighth day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Eight friends gone missing
Seven gogo’s dancing
Six media freakouts
Five shirtless bros
Four hula hoops
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the ninth day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Nine pills I’m popping
Eight friends gone missing
Seven gogo’s dancing
Six media freakouts
Five shirtless bros
Four hula hoops
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the tenth day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Ten fists a-pumping
Nine pills I’m popping
Eight friends gone missing
Seven gogo’s dancing
Six media freakouts
Five shirtless bros
Four hula hoops
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the eleventh day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Eleven new-found feelings
Ten fists a-pumping
Nine pills I’m popping
Eight friends gone missing
Seven gogo’s dancing
Six media freakouts
Five shirtless bros
Four hula hoops
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

On the twelfth day of Festival
Raving hard gave to me:
Twelve months ’til next year’s
Eleven new-found feelings
Ten fists a-pumping
Nine pills I’m popping
Eight friends gone missing
Seven gogo’s dancing
Six media freakouts
Five shirtless bros
Four hula hoops
Three huge stages
Two turntables
and a DJ dropping sick beats

 

What do you think of that!?

 

Colin Rinehart

Colin Rinehart

Colin Rinehart hails from Dallas, Texas and currently attends Texas State University in San Marcos. He's big into Glitch Hop, Trap and anything that catches his ear. Colin strives to find the best music coming out of the Austin/San Antonio area and bring it to your home sound system via Only The Beat.
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